Halooo halooo, dear readers.
I know, I promised you to put up the last, conclusive post about my winter semester in Cairo. Ok, ok, here you go: I spent a semester in Cairo, Egypt, studying Arabic and Arab-US relations, and it was awesome!!!!
And now to the real reason I am posting here. I would like to make a few statements here and clear some up the confusion, some of you have expressed :
1. My name is Aryuna Tsyrenova, born in 1984, hair is dark BROWN.
2. Here is a picture of me, so take a GOOD LOOK at my face.
Very, very distinctive facial features, vast squama frontalis indicates high intelligence and aversion to any kind of crime, except for being criminally cute (yes, I said that).
3. Plead guilty for stealing a heart in New Jersey at the age of 20 and apples from the community garden trees at the age of 9, that's all.
4. Now take another good look at the picture above - I currently weigh a staggering 127 pounds (at the moment when picture was taken, I'd say, at least 130 pounds), as evidenced by chubby cheeks and the following pic:
I weighed 100 pounds before puberty, for, like, a month. Sweet bacteria of Liberia, I wish I weighed 100 pounds, sigh... Whatevs, I have sturdy foundation and I am proud of it! Helps with wrestling, y'know.
PS: I am freaking sweating after five rounds of paintball, and humidity was through the roof that day, hence the face.
K, bye.
I know, I promised you to put up the last, conclusive post about my winter semester in Cairo. Ok, ok, here you go: I spent a semester in Cairo, Egypt, studying Arabic and Arab-US relations, and it was awesome!!!!
And now to the real reason I am posting here. I would like to make a few statements here and clear some up the confusion, some of you have expressed :
1. My name is Aryuna Tsyrenova, born in 1984, hair is dark BROWN.
2. Here is a picture of me, so take a GOOD LOOK at my face.
3. Plead guilty for stealing a heart in New Jersey at the age of 20 and apples from the community garden trees at the age of 9, that's all.
4. Now take another good look at the picture above - I currently weigh a staggering 127 pounds (at the moment when picture was taken, I'd say, at least 130 pounds), as evidenced by chubby cheeks and the following pic:
PS: I am freaking sweating after five rounds of paintball, and humidity was through the roof that day, hence the face.
K, bye.
1 comment:
I think you should still clarify that you are ARYUNA TSYRENOVA who resides in New Jersey, but you are not that junkie ARYUNA TSYRENOVA, that resides in Florida and who stole some freaking groceries, got arrested and now has her mug shot featured all over the internet. Damn those Floridians!
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